N-n-now this is the story all about h-how
My l-life got flipped, turned upside down
And if you’ve got a m-minute that’s as long as it’ll take
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a food called pancakes
In west Albuquerque, born and r-r-raised
Eating breakfast was where I spent most of my days
Fumbling, mumbling and stumbling to school
And moanin’ bout the boiler c-cause the showers too cool,
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making crystal in m-my neighbourhood
Dad didn’t come home one night and my mom fucked Ted
And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead”
I asked for a car a-and my dad said “here”
License plate said “Flynn” and had a dice in the m-m-mirror
If anything I wondered how this car was acquired..
But I thought nah, forget it, Bo-bo…bo-bonfire!!
I found out about my dad about 8 months later,
And how he’d been arrested by G-Gomie & Schrader,
My mom got a call, she didn’t look too chill
"Walter just called, uncle hank is kill".