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You miss every shot you don’t take…even if you’re that guy on the right.

6 Daring Assassination Plots (Carried Out by Morons)

#5. Oktai Enimehmedov Fails from Six Inches Away

[Enimehmedov’s] problem was that he couldn’t buy a real gun — not every country is like America in that regard. So he substituted by buying something called a gas pistol. It’s like a handgun, but fires pellets filled with tear gas instead of bullets. Literally the only way you could kill someone with it is if you shot them in the eye at point-blank range. …He chose to run up on stage while [Bulgarian politician Ahmed] Dogan was giving a speech to a large audience on live television. And it fucking worked. He got past everyone. He ran right up, stuck the gun right in Dogan’s face, literally inches from his eyeball, pulled the trigger, and then…click. Nothing happened.

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"If it wants to kill you, I’m there." This is how George Kourounis described his job to us.

6 Survival Tips from a Professional Adventurer

#5. Getting to the Dangerous Place Is Sometimes More Dangerous Than the Actual Dangerous Place

Everyone expects certain fabled and remote corners of the world to be dangerous, but you sort of skip over the journeys there like they aren’t an issue. Take Nyiragongo crater, for instance. It’s on the border of Congo and Rwanda. Congo has had two generations of civil war and deals with refugees from the Rwandan genocides. To get to the crater, you need armed guards with machine guns with you at all times. I’ve been to a lot of places, many of them literally and constantly on fire, and probably the scariest place I’ve ever been was eastern Congo. And we’re not even talking about the flaming death pools yet. 

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This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

this guy is my fucking idol

his pained face just makes this

this man is my hero

this is my favorite post tho

He looks like the pained son of Samwell Tarly and Jon Snow

(Source: babylonian)

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